I wish all philosophical discourses were as useful as this.
Thursdays are Tijuana Shorts: Comics which feature the regular cast but are non-canon, deal with off-topic themes and may even break the 4th wall. They are noticeably shorter comics with toned-down art and less panels. Get used to them! Tijuana Regular resumes on Monday.








Nice work! Now if only there were a good analogy for the socks that always go missing in the dryer. There’s gotta be something deep there.
Well, yeah. Literally. The machine’s too deep and the missing socks are in the abyss!
Actually, an easier method is to simply throw a colored garment in w/ the socks! All it takes is one time to wrongly discolor the laundry and you NEVER even get asked to change a single batch, nevermind do the whole batch!! — true story!! *cough*
You’d have to sacrifice a whole lot of socks first.
Has this method been thoroughly tested? Not that I’m looking at … implementing … er … uh, never mind
Man if it works, you gotta let me know!
I stopped wearing socks and switched to flip-flops. I don’t know how, but they would ALWAYS become mismatched – and I had only the same brand in my home!
Wait, even your flip-flops switch partners? Geez they need to get a room!
VIVA unmatched socks
I take it you don’t own any?
All of my socks are mismatched and I see some that I don’t even remember owning. There’s a conspiracy afoot!
Foreign socks aren’t as creepy as foreign underwear, George. Count your blessings lol.
Loved the pun there, George.
This is inspirational! Now to apply the same approach to cutting the grass!
“Mowing the lawn can be misconstrued as pushing an egalitarianist lifestyle onto grass, where each and every blade is equal and uniform and together serve to collectively improve the lawn aesthetically, but actively suppresses individualism and freedom of expression.”
Use that on your wife, Spencey.